Grab your best pardner and sign up for a slappin’ good time. Each of yu’ll run (or walk) 5k, carryin your new best pal – a plunger. Don’t you go bringin’ yur own… we’ll be givin’ y’all a fresh one!
Yur plunger is gonna be yur best pal for the runnin’ relay. Yul be carry’n it fur the entyr 5K and passin it off to yur pardner at the line. Don’t go losin it – it’s yur timin chip!
This here’s a flat run – out of the parkin lot and around the football stadium. But no stoppin to tailgate, the party is back at Westgate, although you might want to stop for a quick line dance when you go by a band!
Duds & Medals
We’ve been busier than ants at a picnic dreamin’ up duds and medals y’all r gonna luv! Everbody gits a plaid shirt to do yur runnin’ in, and y’all r gonna get a matchin medal when ya cross the finish line.
Git yurself signed up early, but if you go forgettin… y’all can git yurself registered the day-off. We’ll be waitin fur yu at Westgate, startin at 6 am on Sunday. Or you can amble over to packet pickup on Saturday between 1 and 4 at Sole Sports in Glendale (18583 N 59th Ave #112, Glendale, AZ 85308).
If ya don’t pick up yer plunger Saturday, then on Sunday yu’ll want to git yurself on down to Westgate real early to git your plunger, then amble on over to git it decorated… Make your plunger real purdy for the race, and you might be winnin’ a prize.
Pick up yur packet or git yurself registered Saturday, or Sunday aftur 6 am. Yu’ll be runnin Sunday at 8 am, but ther’ll be country music and Redneck games to keep yu occupied til then.
You can git over to Westgate real easy. Just plug the address into yur newfangled GPS and it’ll take yu right ther. 6751 N Sunset Blvd, Glendale, AZ 85305
Or if you like the ole way, here’s a map for readin.
Lotsa room to park that ole pickup, for free!
Every redneck gits a medal when you cross the finish line, plus the fastest team will be gettin a sompin speshul. And, if yur over 21 (don’t you go lyin’ about yur age!), yu’ll git a free brewski at Whiskey Rose, or a non-alkiholic beverage.