Grab your best pardner and sign up for a slappin’ good time. Each of yu’ll run (or walk) 5k, carryin your new best pal – a plunger. Don’t you go bringin’ yur own… we’ll be givin’ y’all a fresh one!
Yur plunger is gonna be yur best pal for the runnin’ relay. Yul be carry’n it fur the entyr 5K and passin it off to yur pardner at the line. Don’t go losin it – it’s yur timin chip!
This here’s a flat run – along the Rio Salado habitat. Y’all might even see one of them there burrowin owls!
Duds & Medals
We’ll be recycling at this here event… revisitin past runs and using up them there medals and shirts. If y’all missed em in 2017, yer gonna love the plaid shirts and matchin medals.
Git yurself signed up early, but if you go forgettin… y’all can git yurself registered the day-off. We’ll be waitin fur yu at the startin line anytime after 7 am. (Race starts at 9 am.) We’ll also be announcin early packet pickup.
$50 (per team of two) until July 1, 2018
$60 (per team of two) until September 1, 2018
$70 (per team of two) until November 1, 2018
$80 (per team of two) up to day-of-race
If ya don’t pick up yer plunger at packet pickup, then on Saturday yu’ll want to git yurself on down to Rio Salado real early to git your plunger, then amble on over to git it decorated… Make your plunger real purdy for the race, and you might be winnin’ a prize.
Pick up yur packet or git yurself registered Sunday aftur 7 am. Yu’ll be runnin Saturday at 9 am, but ther’ll be country music and Redneck games to keep yu occupied til then.
You can git over to Rio Salado real easy – it’s at 7th Avenue and lower Buckeye. We’ll be sendin y’all the exact address to plug into yur newfangled GPS so it’ll take yu right ther.
Or if you like the ole way, here’s a map for readin.
Limited room to park that ole pickup, for free!
Every redneck gits a medal when you cross the finish line, plus the fastest team will be gettin a sompin speshul. No alcohol at this here run, but we’ll be makin sure there’s sompin speshul.