Yup, this here is a 5K, but crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory! If yer wantin sompin a bit longer, we wull let ya run round this here course twice, runnin a 10K with all them plunger-carryin folk and lettin ya visit each of them there country bands twice!
We’re not in hill country. This’ll be a flat run – out of the parkin lot and around the football stadium. But no stoppin to tailgate, the party is back at Westgate, although you might want to stop for a quick line dance when you go by a band!
Duds & Medals
We’ve been busier than a one armed paper hanger dreamin’ up duds and medals y’all r gonna luv! Everbody gits a plaid shirt to do yur runnin’ in, and y’all r gonna get a matchin medal when ya cross the finish line.
Git yurself signed up early, but if you go forgettin… y’all can git yurself registered the day-off. We’ll be waitin fur yu at Westgate, startin at 6 am on Sunday. Or you can amble over to packet pickup on Saturday between 1 and 4 at Sole Sports in Glendale (18583 N 59th Ave #112, Glendale, AZ 85308).
5K / 10k
$30 / $35 until December 31, 2016
$35 / $40 until February 28, 2017
$40 / $45 until March 31, 2017
$45 / $50 until day of race
Pick up yur packet or git yurself registered anytime Saturday between 1 and 4 pm, or Sunday aftur 6 am. Yu’ll be runnin Sunday at 8 am, but ther’ll be country music and Redneck games to keep yu occupied til then.
You can git over to Westgate real easy. Just plug the address into yur newfangled GPS and it’ll take yu right ther. 6751 N Sunset Blvd, Glendale, AZ 85305
Or if you like the ole way, here’s a map for readin.
Lotsa room to park that ole pickup, for free!
Every redneck gits a medal when you cross the finish line, and the fastest guy and gal will be gittin somethin speshul. And, if yur over 21 (don’t you go lyin’ about yur age!), yu’ll git a free brewski at Whiskey Rose, or a non-alkiholic beverage.