This here run is fur all yu hillbillies and buckaroos, whether you run it fast or amble along, yu kin even bring yur dog, just don’t be forgittin that leash. No matter how fast er slow ya go, you’ll be gittin a medal when ya cross that ole finish line! And if yur over 21 (don’t you go lyin’ about yur age!), yu’ll git a free brewski at Whiskey Rose, or a non-alkiholic beverage.
Git yurself signed up early, but if you go forgettin… y’all can git yurself registered the day-off. We’ll be waitin fur yu at Westgate, startin at 6 am on Sunday. Or you can amble over to packet pickup on Saturday between 1 and 4 at Sole Sports in Glendale (18583 N 59th Ave #112, Glendale, AZ 85308).
$15 until March 1, 2017
$20 until day of race
(On this here run, yu git a medal and a cold one, but no shirt.)
Pick up yur packet or git yurself registered anytime Saturday between 1 and 4 pm, or Sunday aftur 6 am. Yu’ll be runnin Sunday at 8 am, but ther’ll be country music and Redneck games to keep yu occupied til then.
You can git over to Westgate real easy. Just plug the address into yur newfangled GPS and it’ll take yu right ther. 6751 N Sunset Blvd, Glendale, AZ 85305
Or if you like the ole way, here’s a map for readin.
Lotsa room to park that ole pickup, for free!