New in 2017

Finishers medals for the Country Mile and there’ll be no difference in price if y’all come out as a team in the plunger relay, or sign yourself up as an individual in the 5k.

Early Bird Discount

Y’all kin git yerself signed up now. Register before the end of February to git the early bird discount … save some pennies fer spendin on the Redneck Games.

Thanks fer the Sponsorship

Here’s a great big shout out to our sponsor – Wells Fargo. Thanks for signin up to be with us again in 2017! If yer lookin fer some good folks, look no further. Go on by your local Wells Fargo Branch today and say hey.

Helpin Dogs on Deployment

Y’all kin help out service members and their best furry friends by playin Redneck Games. Buy extra game cards – just $5 bucks fer 5 tries – 100% of that goes to Dogs on Deployment.

Kids ‘n Dogs Welcome!

Bring yer kids n’ dogs! Jest be good to all them other folks and keep to the right so they kin git by easy. If y’all bring a dog, keep it close – a 3 ft. leash wud be jest great! We don’t want anyone trippin out there on the course!

If one of y’all runs and the other stays back to mind the younguns, they won’t even be missin you, they’ll be having too much fun on the bouncy and playing games!

After Party at Whiskey Rose

After the run, git on over to Whiskey Rose anytime before 1 pm. Show em your runnin number at the door and git a coupon for a free Rolling Rock beer!

Folks will be linin up for a cold one raight after the race, so y’all might want to miss that crowd and play sum of them Redneck Games for a bit… then amble on over to the bar once the line quiets down.

Woman Rips Jeans Sittin’ on a Nail

Don’t yu’all go worryin about that…yu won’t be sitting at this event. Yu’ll be busier than hogs in a wallow running, walking, singin and dancin. Save yur sittin for when yu amble up up to the bar after at Whiskey Rose.

Man Spends Life Savings On Carnival Game

We won’t be chargin yu fer the fun ‘n games in Honky Tonk Village. Yu might even git home with more than yu came in with! There’ll be prizes for singin, decoratin those plungers, and playin games. Yu kin even score a prize fur what yer wearin!

I ain’t Skeerd uh no 5K Run Says Local Man

5k ain’t evn as far as the cows go to pasture, but if yer skeerd uh runnin alone, bring a bud and do the relay. Or yu kin do the country mile. Just come on out and join the fun!

Duct Tape for a Weddin’ Present? Sure!

We won’t be having no weddins, but there’ll be a great party goin’ on. Westerlyn will be on the Honky Tonk stage at the start/finish o’ the run. On the course, you’ll be runnin past the Geetars, Casey Lee Smith and Mary Hoffman.

If y’all have some friends, they might be wantin to meet u out there on the course. Them there bands r gonna be playin from 9 to 10:30. G’on out an keep ’em company!